Narcissism alert!
June 10, 2009
Nice title...
Tim made me laugh today...
June 9, 2009
More than once, actually. First, by vacuuming up broken glass in front of his dogs in a rather domesticated fashion... then when I read his new Venture interview.
"How come there's no suction?"
"What? No dustbuster?"
How to be a DJ in 2009...
June 5, 2009
Step 1: Learn how to use iTunes.
Step 2: Congratulations! You did it.
Stuff New Jersey people like...
June 3, 2009
NJ people really love their PBA (Policeman's Benevolent Association) cards and visibility-obstructing windshield trinkets. Aside from proudly screaming "I know a cop!" to the outside world, both supposedly get you out of tickets once you're pulled over.
Although, maybe just not driving like a complete asshole is a good way to avoid tickets as well... but why be preventative when you can just "donate" your way out of things?
Also, NJ men like to wear sleeveless shirts into dining establishments. Evidently, it's a problem.
Regress...
June 2, 2009
Top three places where otherwise seemingly normal and semi-intelligent people metamorphose into complete dipshits:
1. Airports and airplanes.
2. Concerts, theme parks and sporting events.
3. The post office.
I love being home in NJ...
June 2, 2009
The day started off with a parking meter fail. Then we graduated on to some serious ripping. Then wrapped up the sesh with a slice. Fully boring. I should have just Twittered that instead.
