June 30, 2009
Your wedding day is the most special day of your life. So be sure to document the occasion with professional photographs taken next to the dumpsters and pallets of corrugated recyclables in the Laguna Beach Whole Foods parking lot.
June 25, 2009
This photo... and her notable nipples.
June 13, 2009
In no particular order:
1. Joey Brezinski skates Wallenberg.
2. It seems shorts are still okay to film in.
3. Arriving at 9:30 is the smartest thing you can do.
4. Corey Duffel hugs a black guy.
5. The Pope showed up and gave a really long speech.
6. Bare tits and married men motorboating on stage.
7. Siouxsie is definitely still better than Morrissey.
8. Coffins are the new combos.
9. Porn stars handing out trophies: The best move since Feedback and Modus.
10. Great video. Great night.
June 9, 2009
More than once, actually. First, by vacuuming up broken glass in front of his dogs in a rather domesticated fashion... then when I read his new Venture interview.
"How come there's no suction?"
"What? No dustbuster?"
June 5, 2009
Step 1: Learn how to use iTunes.
Step 2: Congratulations! You did it.
