Another sick banger...
June 9, 2009
Except this time it's from Koston...
The banger...
June 7, 2009
I'm sure you'll see all sorts of Manny Mania clips until you're numb in the skull in the coming days, but this is really the only one that matters...
How to be a DJ in 2009...
June 5, 2009
Step 1: Learn how to use iTunes.
Step 2: Congratulations! You did it.
Stuff New Jersey people like...
June 3, 2009
NJ people really love their PBA (Policeman's Benevolent Association) cards and visibility-obstructing windshield trinkets. Aside from proudly screaming "I know a cop!" to the outside world, both supposedly get you out of tickets once you're pulled over.
Although, maybe just not driving like a complete asshole is a good way to avoid tickets as well... but why be preventative when you can just "donate" your way out of things?
Also, NJ men like to wear sleeveless shirts into dining establishments. Evidently, it's a problem.
Regress...
June 2, 2009
Top three places where otherwise seemingly normal and semi-intelligent people metamorphose into complete dipshits:
1. Airports and airplanes.
2. Concerts, theme parks and sporting events.
3. The post office.
I love being home in NJ...
June 2, 2009
The day started off with a parking meter fail. Then we graduated on to some serious ripping. Then wrapped up the sesh with a slice. Fully boring. I should have just Twittered that instead.
