Red fucking murdered it all day... on so many levels. Yes, that's a bleeding cross carved into his chest. And yes, there's a face across his crotch.
Oh but wait... there's so much more:
This dude is waiting for Morrissey to play a set after the contest.
So is this guy.
It took me about four hours to figure out who Tony Alva reminded me of...
Since it's a decent photo, here's Tony sans Drexel (Gary Oldman) comparison.
Then I saw one of the Kass brothers. I don't know or care which one it is, but he's kinda like an un-tatted Bobby Worrest.
This 'lil guy was killing it!
Tony Mag's eclectic hat is still killing it too.
Oh, what!? More boobs!
Yo! Real talk! I never understood these types of tee shirts.
Elvira 2.0 on the come up.
Rainbow Brite on 'shrooms.
"That's right! Bring me my food!"
All the Brits I know carry shanks.
Sorry bro! Coachella was a few weeks ago.
I love Oliver!
"Baby I love you so much, please don't sneak off after the contest and fuck all the pros at the Doubletree."
Ok, back to Red!
I mean, I told you he was murdering it! Just look at that wig! Look at that face! Look at that Speedo! Look at that bloody cross! You can't even fuck with that. This was approximately .5 seconds before barreling into all the spectators and media on the deck for the second time. And it wouldn't be the last.
"I'm about to make everyones day and they don't even know it yet! GAHHHHHYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Here you see Red's about to get to know the flatbottom a little better... and he loves it.
Later in the evening after the contest, I saw the Kass kid chillin' with the hot TV chick. Maybe it's his girl. But for now, she's gotta sit next to Lester Kasai.
Aw, don't be sad pretty girl. Life can't be that hard. Sorry about the photo of your sunglasses earlier.
Don't be bummed on this one either. You're still hot, even if you were kinda picking your nose.
Actually, in sexy TV girl's defense, I saw her rubbing her nose and tried to get a shot that looked like her picking it. Then she had a purple-sequined grape ice cream wardrobe change and looked relatively fed up with the day's nonsense.
"Pffffffft! I'm like, so entirely over this..."