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Best quotes of '08: Jose Rojo!

January 9, 2009 | Skip To The Comments (0)

This was one of the last interviews I did in '08. Some of you may have read it just recently, but it was an interview to announce Jose Rojo to the etnies team. Two stories really stood out to me... and a few other people who came to me saying they liked them... and they both have to do with naked men. Big shocker, huh?

RB: Jerry Hsu told me you caught him masturbating once.
JR: "Yeah dude, that was a crazy one. I think it was Denver and we were all heading out to go eat. I was rooming with Jerry obviously and I asked him if he wanted to roll and he’s like, 'Nah dude, I think I should just chill.'"

"I was like, 'Alright.' It was kinda weird. So freakin’… I leave the room and as I’m walking towards the lobby I forgot something and I had to go back to the room, and when I opened the door Jerry was sitting behind the desk and fully crossed his legs over all quick and was like… I can’t remember what he said but he was like, 'Oh shit you caught me masturbating.' Or something like that. Dude it was awesome."

Damn, you just have to fess up in that situation or it’ll haunt you forever. He handled it well.
"For sure. The thing I remember the most was that when I walked in dude, I just looked in his eyes and he looked like a dear in headlights. Like, 'Holy shit, dude!' It was awesome."

That’s why you’ve got to wait a while after your homie leaves the hotel room, you can’t just get right into it. I’d say at least fifteen minutes.
"Yeah. At least."

I wonder how many people have been caught that exact way.
"Probably so many. One time we were in Costa Rica. It was one of my first enjoi tours and it was when MJ was part of the whole gig. I was taking a shower and the shower window was open and I felt this weird presence and I freakin’ looked out the window and Jerry and Marc Johnson were just staring… with no freakin’ expressions on their face dude, they were just staring at me. I freaked out. I was like, 'Dude! What the hell are you guys doing?' And they just jumped down and just ran off giggling."

See the earlier "Best quotes of '08!"