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Sklog: Jonhumphries.com

May 4, 2008 | Skip To The Comments (1)

Sklog: Jonhumphries.com
By Rob Brink
The Skateboard Mag April 2008

It's a no-brainer that Jon Humphries is a talented and accomplished photographer. Go to his site and you'll see dozens of easily recognizable and lovely photos. Shots you've seen over the years in various skateboarding publications.

You've heard this stuff before. Why I'm really here is to apologize to Jon for ripping a horrendous "silent but deadly" fart next to him during finals at Tampa Am this year. What better way to make reparations than to give a gleaming website review!

I had something really rank going on inside me. Can't say if it was undigested meat, gut rot from drinking or what. It was bad. Toxic. Deadly. You could taste it. I thought I could just deny it, but a friend called me the fuck out. I should have just been a man and fessed up from the get go. But I was embarrassed. And they all knew I was lying.

A horrible first impression. I wouldn't be surprised if Jon never spoke to me again. So please check out his site and help me make good on my horrible, inhumane, inconsiderate actions while I make an appointment for a colonic.