In Barcelona with some dudes...
March 18, 2008
Leave a message and I'll get back to you... eventually.
Lookin' trife!
March 14, 2008
So Bliss magazine ran a small article on the Tim O'Connor roast and I look like a complete tool in all of the photos. Thanks, guys.
Christ! Do I look amped here or what!?
Yeah! Triple chin!
Here's me demonstrating the "Fat grandpa about to get up from the dinner table after gorging myself with steak and potatoes" move, when I probably should've just been drinking with the rest of these dudes.
It's about damn time!
March 14, 2008
Big Brother being archived on JackassWorld?! Kudos. Imagine all the magazines did this? Hint hint. I guess this means I don't have to toil over scanning all my Big Brother mags anymore! Thank God. I was lazy and kept putting it off. Besides, some selfish fuck keeps removing the link to my Tribute from the Big Brother Wikipedia page. Like, what loser would even bother? Dick moves. Bask in the hate.
Spam...
March 6, 2008
Got this today. No text, no links... nothing. Just a .jpg. I'm pretty hyped on four-year-old-style diagrams of flaccid cocks first thing in the morning.
