Anatomy of a groupie scenario...

February 24, 2008 | Skip To The Comments (11)

This actually went down at etnies GvR Snow yesterday while Ghostface Killah was playing. However, due to rain and other obstacles, the shitty journalist in me didn't get the photo of blondie mooning the crowd, or, as according to many witnesses, walking onto Ghostface's bus after the show, about to do the opposite of just about everything her father taught her in life.

Let's ponder the situation for a moment:


"Yeah yeah yeah, I'm Ghostface Killah! I'm performing at GvR! Check it."

"Hey, let's get all the ladies up on stage, alright!"


"I never heard of these guys, but they are famous so I'm gonna dance like crazy now that I'm on stage!"


"Yeah, that's right. I'm owning this! Check out my dance floor lips! They truly show how serious I am right now..."


"Ghosty hasn't noticed me yet and there's too many other bitches up here. Time for the pseudo-striptease!"


Yeah, I'm gonna take this to the next level and moon the crowd. I don't care that it's 29 degrees out! I'm a pro ho and I gotta get on that bus!"


Damn, baby, yous is fine! Whatchoo doin after this? We have weed on the bus. We famous. Come backstage for a sec."


"Okay! Want my number?"


"Yeah, that's it! See you soon!"


(11) responses to: Anatomy of a groupie scenario...

  1. roxxxy said:

    Posted: 2 years ago

    The best part is that the guy in all black who she banged on the bus is just the guy that tunes the microphone for the Big Bear sound stage- not Ghostface.
    ;)

  2. random guy said:

    Posted: 2 years ago

    she is the receptionist at ????

    whaa
    whaaa

  3. doo doo face said:

    Posted: 2 years ago

    some of your finest work yet

  4. jimmy marchand said:

    Posted: 2 years ago

    shes dumb an hot she can come on my bus any day!

  5. Random girl there said:

    Posted: 2 years ago

    I was talking to that girl after the show and I am just saying that she was NO NEAR A BUS!!!!

    She did NOT hook up with any of those guys!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lame photo comments

  6. Guy right there said:

    Posted: 2 years ago

    I saw what that fool was showing her.... they were just pictures on his phone. That chick didn't roll with them

  7. tailgunner said:

    Posted: 2 years ago

    epic report. haven't seen a play by play that good in awhile

  8. U wish she was innocent said:

    Posted: 2 years ago

    I talked to her after the show as well- on the Ghost face tour bus while she had his "microphone" in hand.

  9. beeotchfest said:

    Posted: 2 years ago

    I think random Girl is jealous she didn't get on the train too, i mean bus.

  10. random-dude said:

    Posted: 2 years ago

    Let's talk subtext here -- "what her father didn't teach her" = having sex with "rappers" and by rapper I think he meant black dude.

    And I guess the fact that one person said it wasn't Killah but some other dude is to diminish her by implying she didn't have sex with a celeb. The entire point? We don't respect a woman's right to choose, especially if she chooses some form of celebrity miscegenation.

  11. wouter said:

    Posted: 1 year ago

    i dont have a bus, but she can drop by if she wants...


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