Segway Security! Totally Tough!

August 26, 2007 | Skip To The Comments (3)

I find it kind of funny that the "security" (and I use that term loosely because this dude looked like the type of guy who would camp out for a week at the mall for tickets to a new Star Wars film) in Orange County (John Wayne) airport needs their own Segways. Actually, I'm willing to bet it's one of the safest airports in the world. And if it wasn't and something gnarly were to go down, trust me, this twat wouldn't be able to do shit about it.

I find it even funnier that this able-bodied jerk off is pirouetting around on his little pussy Segway waiting to get on an elevator (whilst still riding the Segway) while a kid in a wheelchair without the ability to walk gets out...

Yes folks, this is the type of bullshit you see in "the OC."


(3) responses to: Segway Security! Totally Tough!

  1. aj said:

    Posted: 1 year ago

    that's pathetic . I'd like to skate thru that building and see how fast the dude is on the Segway, I bet stairs suck on that thing.

  2. mdubs said:

    Posted: 1 year ago

    wow. i really like to 'pirouhette' before entering the elevator. you know this douchebag is fantasizing about being 'beemed-up' by scotty or some shit. What do you think would happen if he tried to shoot a gun while riding that thing?

  3. Colin said:

    Posted: 1 year ago

    No shit, i hope that kid in the wheelchair called him a pussy.


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