Romano is back!
May 22, 2007

Real is dropping the next Johnny Romano pro models on June 1. From the looks of that photo, Johnny's doin' ok and I'm stoked to see it.
May 22, 2007

Real is dropping the next Johnny Romano pro models on June 1. From the looks of that photo, Johnny's doin' ok and I'm stoked to see it.
May 22, 2007

Even mermaids have fake tits in Laguna Beach!
I like doing these Laguna blogs because Laguna seems to think it's really wholesome and pure and shit. Then you walk around and see bum fights and all sorts of dysfunction, drama and bullshit. I love it, so there you have it.
May 17, 2007

The good peeps behind the eRay auction got my Lester Kasai deck auction up and running. Gonna miss that deck. Had it on my wall for over a decade. But cancer is a bitch and it can be beaten, so go bid and help Ray out. Thanks.
May 17, 2007
Spent Monday at the etnies park for a special "industry" day of padless skating. Ronnie decided he wanted to be filmer for the day, swiped my camera and this video of me, Lauren Perkins and Chris Gregson is the result. Of course he threw down a few buttery first tries of his own before the day was done. Here's a few photos as well.
May 14, 2007

It's pretty rare to get a Cardiel photo. Even rarer is a Cardiel photo with a guy pissing in the background.
Here's the photos from the Pro Tec Pool Party on Saturday. Video coming soon.
May 10, 2007

The eRay auction starts on Sunday and runs for a week!
I pitched in a vintage and lovely House of Kasai pro model Lester Kasai deck from my collection to the eRay Ray Underhill fundraiser. Forgot to take a photo of it, but check out all the other stuff up for auction and get bidding when it goes live to help a fellow soldier out.
May 10, 2007
In the quest for ultimate skate narcissism, I am doing a shoe and will conquer the footwear industry! The first writer with a co-branded shoe! (I think, correct me if I'm wrong.)
No, but really, I just bitched a lot (like always) that I couldn't find a shoe at etnies that worked as a skater and a chiller. That, and the fact that no shoes were done in my preferred greyish-blue colorway. Looks great with jeans! So, people got sick of my whining and me and Dennys...
May 10, 2007

I guess sometimes you get stoked to go on a Euro tour and forget shit like this. Meza! Get your auto-renew on, my friend!
I wonder how many people actually looked into or attempted to buy this URL today...
May 8, 2007
Yes, this is sooo old news, but I held this footy back so Emerica could use it exclusively for their newsletter last month. I'm a total blog martyr, aren't I?
Basically, Collin Provost ripped and won Phoenix Am '07. Well deserved, my friend. Collin also busted my balls pretty hard a few weeks ago at the etnies park when I explained how I've been trying frontside flips for about 10 years now (as I attempted yet another and missed it). His reply:
And you still haven't come up on those, huh?
May 8, 2007

Since Heath is somewhat elusive, I tried not to get in his face with the camera. The result: shit photos.
So yeah, I was out in NJ and NY all last week. Turned out there was an Emerica party to celebrate the launch of some new Harleys or something at the etnies showroom in SoHo. Cool, man. So I totally went and hung out because skateboarding and events related to it are fun.
If this were a press release, right now would be the time that I'd say some horseshit like:
"A great time was had by all! The line was around the block all night! There was free beer! Hipsters and influencers and industry headz showed up! Unless you have half a brain or are living under a rock for the last two years, you know that Harley and Emerica are totally down with one another these days!"
But this isn't a press release, it's a blog. Or so they tell me. So instead I have to say snarky shit like what I just said, with clever little captions that offer a satirical commentary on the current state of the skateboard industry and whatnot.