More Anna Nicole Smith & Skateboarding
February 24, 2007
Overlooked this other Anna Nicole Smith blurb from Big Brother #6. So I figured I'd add it in here. Click the image for the full text.
February 24, 2007
Overlooked this other Anna Nicole Smith blurb from Big Brother #6. So I figured I'd add it in here. Click the image for the full text.
February 23, 2007
Yes, we were all young little puberty-infested skate rats back then, and the sight of Anna Nicole Smith in those Guess ads and Playboy pictorials got our juices flowing for sure. This was a 101 Adam McNatt ad from that back cover of Big Brother #6, featuring he and Anna Nicole Smith. It was rad then and it's even radder now in retrospect. Goodbye, Vickie Lynn...
February 23, 2007

Seems like SkateDaily and The Skateboard Mag were down with my unpublished manual interviews. Thanks dudes! God, print is still so much more exciting than web.
There's more manual stuff to come, I swear. Just busy transcribing years worth of tapes.
February 21, 2007

In the wake of the endless surge of cliché celebrity-bashing blogs being all the rage these days, I'm realizing that anyone can be considered "content" as long as some twat with a computer and WordPress were to dub them "insane" or "dysfunctional" and then proceed to pick them apart under those false pretenses.
It's gotten so out of control that ravenous bloggers just lurk in the shadows for the opportunity to "exclusively" expose their scoop and mediocre analysis on the...
February 21, 2007

Attention skateboarders, sneakerheads and hipsters! I'm seeing subtle indications that Tecate is the new PBR. If you don't like it, hurry up and start liking it, this way you can say "I've always liked Tecate!" when someone asks you why you are drinking it or why you are wearing the Tecate trucker hat you just got.
February 21, 2007

Check out the gallery from the etnies party in New York last April.
February 21, 2007

Check out the gallery from the etnies 20th anniversary party in Paris last July.
February 19, 2007

For those of you familiar with Skatepark of Tampa, you might also know of the Hotel Milner a few blocks away from it. The shit is trife. Back in the day, we used to drive to Tampa Pro and slum it in the Milner. One time, I think it was 1998, a toothless overweight black prostitute tried to barge our room, boasting $10 blowjobs while her white trash, mulleted male pimp waited outside in his Camaro. Straight outta' Cops, the TV show. She was literally halfway in the door...
February 19, 2007

A fire's been lit under my ass in the last few days. And I like this one:
"Everyone looks ridiculous crawling around in the mud while they're re-planting themselves."
February 19, 2007
Have you ever wanted to bring your children on a vacation they'll never forget? Perhaps even encourage your daughter to don a fuschia bikini and throw her on a public beach in the middle of a cloudy February day to strike a pose or two in less-than-moderately-temperatured water? If this sounds like your idea of paradise, then make Laguna Beach your next vacation destination! And don't forget to bring your crappy pocket digi cam to capture all the teenage daughter-exploiting...