Robert Brink - Writer

The blog who cried "insane!"

February 21, 2007 | Skip To The Comments (1)

In the wake of the endless surge of cliché celebrity-bashing blogs being all the rage these days, I'm realizing that anyone can be considered "content" as long as some twat with a computer and WordPress were to dub them "insane" or "dysfunctional" and then proceed to pick them apart under those false pretenses.

It's gotten so out of control that ravenous bloggers just lurk in the shadows for the opportunity to "exclusively" expose their scoop and mediocre analysis on the alleged moment any given celebrity "jumps the shark" into the cuckoo's nest.

At times, the content whores prematurely ejaculate by mistaking over-the-top theatrics, parody, variety, experimentation and possibly even good ol' fun, for "flipping out."

In defense of Miss Cintra Wilson, the woman whom every celeb-bashing blog should be bowing to and modeling the standards of their work after, I say the load was blown too soon, especially after waiting nine days for the chance to fuck her. Shouldn't the coitus last a little longer than that?

The people who create the curve will always be ahead of it. Those who create in mediocrity will only understand, if at all, in the hour of hindsight when a new curve already exists. We know you all want to be better than the next blog, but if that were the case, you wouldn't have written about Anna Nicole croaking or Britney's bald dome in the first place, right? No matter how fast you got it online or clever you think you might be, Cintra beat you to it and blew your turd of a commentary away.

Let the baker bake the bread...