My Five Minutes With Briana Banks
At the September 2003 ASR trade Show in San Diego, I stumbled across porn star / Vivid girl Briana Banks signing posters for the fans. I'd never heard of her at the time, but she had big boobs and looked kinda hot, so, never wanting to miss the chance at an awkward or absurd moment, I decided to attempt getting a photo with her. In the meantime, I snapped some photos.
By the time I found the end of the line, all the way down the aisle, her manager or whoever the guy was cut me off.
"No more autographs," he barked at me. "The line is done."
I replied, "I'm here from TransWorld magazine, I just wanted to get a quick photo with Briana." Although I was writing for TransWorld at the time, I was lying about a photo of her for the mag. The mag has nothing to do with porn stars whatsoever. Obviously he never read it.
"Oh," he said. "Come with me"
The very "OC" looking bro dragged me to the front of the line.
"Briana!" he shouted. "This guy is from TransWorld magazine and he wants a photo."
So I handed the camera to the bro, and Briana said, "Are you strong?" And without even letting me answer, jumped up into my arms.
"Not really," I said. But it was too late. I now was holding a girl who has sex on camera for a living as if I just married her and was carrying her over the threshold.
Check out Briana's harsh Sketchers and weird flaps of suede at the bottom of her jeans.
The flashes went off and she jumped to the floor, turned her back to me, shoved her butt into my groin, grabbed my hands and placed them on her chest. I was slightly caught off guard, but it was too late. The flashes had gone off. Not that it wasn't enjoyable.
Check out how comfortable I look. Uptight much?
She then asked me if I wanted a poster. I said "Yes," and she began writing:
Dear Rob,
Dreaming of every inch of you...
XO,
Briana Branks
I took the poster, thanked her, and walked away. But not before snapping one last photo of Briana touching herself for the testosterone-fueled fans. It all happened so fast and was somewhat surreal. I felt like I was in another universe. Porno is weird.
(31) responses to: My Five Minutes With Briana Banks
nowax said:
Now you've got content!
Phil N. Gaye said:
no batty business
Andrew said:
man that girls hot i wiss that was my girl id treat here like she was a god hint hint in bed
Aimee said:
That was quite tacky but stoked you enjoyed it! :)
DIrty Mac said:
out of bounds...mabye...but never out of line.
Joseph Calle said:
It must have been a great time!!..... She is such a beautiful girl that I would do anything to kiss her big tits!!
Robin said:
Whos the gay holding Briana?
Decisive Guy said:
Briana bAnks Iz To Hot Can anY 1 Give Me briana Banks email address !!
Briana Banks #1 Fan said:
Why didnt you stick ur hands into her bra and panties
pablos said:
MaC Baby BriANa BaNkS. I GiVe Me BriANa BaNkS email address !!
her_sirbert said:
I think her behavior tells something about the world of porn, and about her too. If you want to be big in the industry, you've got to be everywhere promoting yourself and doing it big and nasty (well, just like snowboarding, in a sence..), Briana is famous of doing things her competitors would never dare, at the edge of being ridiculous (well, I guess porn is ridiculous in itself, from a certain point of view). But that's why she's more famous than her counterparts.
Peace, sir
Daniel said:
THATS SO GRAT MAN¡¡¡¡,.,.,U DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I ENVY U¡¡¡¡¡
NICE FOR U¡¡
agustin said:
oigan esa guial deben dale polla entre 50,, pero uno detras del otro.... cada ves q se viene uno sigue el, otro y as{i hasta cuando colapsa
Adi said:
geez...your happy face shows that you're no attempted to her so much...for me i just fuck her at place...
jhon said:
guys canu give a site name where i can get this godess free movies plz help me
LaHiÈne said:
Ayoye!!! T chanceux en Osti bouaizzzZ!
Looks like you Where at the good spot a the best time...or S'mthin' like that.Entookas(anyway)You're Fokin' Luky...she Tooked part in most of my wet dreams! hahahhahah c des jokes bouaizzZ
(may have past and present tenses that are wrong kuz i'm one ov Those Stupid french canadian...kébekers)
Curtis said:
Well i am happy for you it must ... have been a dream to meet such a wonderful artist . I often wish i was in your shoes to say the least i think you should be proud and well i am sure she made you be quite the gentalmen even for her she must want to turn it all off sometime. she is simply the best
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lili said:
WOW SHE IS MY STAR I LIKE HER, I WANT HER TO BE MY LEZBO
Animar said:
Hello
My friend, you have chance, can you give me her n telephone(briana banks)??
sergio said:
esa ZoRriTa eStA SuPeR CUlOnA y tieNe uN aJuErO pAcHoN
albo guy said:
fuck mate
why did not u fuck her, she is so sexy
i really wanna have sex with her, of course she would gave it to you.
boobs fond said:
hi, briana i like urs & wanna suck ur boobs . i wanna see ur movie full of licking.bye have nice sex.
Nick Paradis said:
Well, All I have to say is YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!!! I would give anything to hold HER. I'm so in Love with HER that SHE is the only person I would cheat on my girlfriend with. Because she is the mother of my kids and I Love HER too, but I couldn't turn down BRIANA either! I'm an artist and do many paintings or portraits of porn models. SHE'S the one I LOVE to do the most! If anyone knows HER e-mail or how I could get in touch with one of HER agents please let me know. I'm looking to make a living from my art and it would be a dream to paint HER all the time for fans or mags. Thanks.
shy fuck said:
que suertudom maricon como quisiera ser yo el que le coja las tretas a briana y fornicarmela
Abbes said:
Well, YOU ARE A LUCKY BASTARD
Ef said:
Man you can drop dead now... You'll go to heaven no matter what you do
rob said:
if i were there i was gonna drop her in the floor and lick her pussy and the ass. i would fuck her until she says daddy stop. i would eat her up so bad. she is so hot. i want her address. come to papa
Armo said:
I am boy who had seen a lot of girls. In dubai, in caribbean I have a lot of girls which are good. But Briana is the most beautiful and sexiest woman in the world. I am rady to give everything to reach her. ti kiss her legs, or only to meet her. She is the best
toto said:
i would have fuc;;ked her and the come on her big tits!!! she's so hot!
luis lopez said:
Que pendejo, estaba con esa mujer tan buena ¿y tenia esa cara?
yo hubiese estado gozando un mundo, si ese hembron me salta arriba.
kash said:
you lucky dog, that was the iam top of the world great tits mom, your the man, your the king of fondle last to be in you shoes and beg you have to provide me her contact man would appreciate a lots u c iam from asia its a dream for me your in states and you have touched the GODESS of LOVE / SEX, my dream , my women , my religion is brianna banks if u dont want to give her contact to me just pass my message man.
Kashman
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