RobBrink.com 2006 Douchebag Awards!

December 30, 2006

Since I talk a lot of shit, the other day it dawned on me to just shout out the lamest thing of 2006 as a sort of year-end wrap-up thing. And this thing, hands down, in my opinion, has to be people who wear Bluetooth earpieces in public. I know you people think you are important, have stuff to "handle," are married to your job, are a "mover and a shaker" or whatever...but really you just look like a fuckin' douchebag. Especially on a Sunday while you are walking with your wife or girlfriend or kids in the park or the mall or at Disneyland. For real...tone it down a bit...your wife or girl isn't impressed...neither are we.

If you are a woman wearing a Bluetooth earpiece, you most likely look more awkward than the guys wearing them. why don't you break out your corporate suit from the '80 with the linebacker shoulder pads too while you're at it? Seriously folks, You don't need to be pretending how important you are anymore. You're probably all from the same generation of people who thought your pager made you look cool in the early '90s.

Second place, although it isn't a new invention or anything, is the "soul patch." I see a lot of this in the "action sports industry." It pretty much means you have no clue about anything or you are some washed-up dude trying to flair yourself out, OC style. Unless you have sold millions of records and can play a mean guitar, in which case you might still look like a total douchebag unless you are Stevie Ray Vaughn or B.B. King, you probably should get rid of your "flavor savor." If you have gray hair in it, even worse. While talking to someone with one of these God awful things, I'm just fixated on it thinkin' what a dumbass you are because you have hair on your face that resembles a woman's private parts in the '70s. That, and the fact that you spent your time sculpting the fuck outta your facial hair in the mirror one day, feeling oh-so-stoked on your "new look," is just completely bewildering. If you weren't getting laid without a soul patch, growing one certainly won't help. Do us all a favor and grow a goatee or just shave that tuft of shit off your face. Thanks.

Honorable Mention goes to anyone driving a Hummer. But that's just common knowledge at this point, and would have made a great award recipient if I had this site going in 2003, which is kinda what makes all you Hummer owners even bigger douchebags...that fact that you already know a Hummer is a douchebag car to own and you still run it.

There you have it. The first annual RobBrink.com Douchebag Awards. Stay tuned in a year for more.

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Weird NJ

December 30, 2006

Ever heard of Weird NJ magazine? You know why it exists? 'Cuz NJ is fuckin' weird, that's why. And Weird NJ was the first of the Weird magazines and stuff. We are OG weird here in NJ. All you other states that now have Weird mags are just imitating our weirdness. The word "weird" starts to look really really weird the more you look at it. Weird weird weird. Here's a few examples of NJ weirdness from my last few days:

"Skaters Only" sign hanging on the wall in TGI Fridays. What fuckin' trick is this anyway? Frontside 180 to switch firecracker? Some sort of new stair manuever? Maybe the dude is ollieing up and nosebashing into the step. Will we ever know? Frightening that someone got paid to design this and then Fridays actually paid to own it.

Cowboy Hunks 2007 calendar for sale in a 7-11. A steal at only $7.99 plus tax!

Random lurker guy in a huge foam cowboy hat (the kind maybe you win at an amusement park for throwing a dart at a balloon) in Panera. I'm noticing a "cowboy" theme here.

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Mini Timmy!

December 29, 2006

Someone left a comment here wanting more footy of Timothy O'Connor skating mini ramp. Good thing we don't have many parks to lurk at out here in Dirty Jerz and have to hit the same ones over and over, 'cuz your holiday wish came true. Enjoi.

Speaking of videos, have you subscribed to my podcasts yet? If not, do it now!

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A Note From Nancy Iannucci...

December 28, 2006

This comment came in yesterday on an older Gino post I had put up. I guess there's no true way to tell if it is really from Gino's sister, but it seems pretty legit. And if it is, thanks for checking in and letting us know what's up, Nancy. Anyone hating on Gino is just flat-out lame in my book. Gino was, is, and always will be my favorite skateboarder of all time.

Nancy Iannucci Said,
December 27, 2006 @ 4:55 pm

After reading some of these comments, I am bothered by the "lazy bastard" remark. I am Gino's sister and I can say for certain that he is all about skateboarding through and through, but there comes a time in your life when it gets harder to jump on the board as you did when you were 21. He feels it is time to give it up to the younger crowd now. Believe me, this decision has been extremely hard for him. And it has taken a toll on him. As far as "giving up all of his sponsors," this is not entirely true as of yet. He is still with Nike and I see that Chocolate still counts him in as a member since he is still advertized on their site. I know I can't control critics and it is unrealistic to expect to try, but I would ask that you think before you intend to write ignorant remarks, especially if you don't Gino personally.

Thanks,
Nancy Iannucci

12/31/06 Update!!!
Nancy confirmed with me that she is indeed Gino's sister. So this was legit.

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December in NJ

December 27, 2006

Lurking Jerz for the holidays. Hooked up with Tim O'Connor and his new mini dalmatian with a broken leg named Diesel. Then got some indoor mini footy for ya, East Coast winter-style.


Tim examines Diesel for testicular cancer...


Give Andy Bautista a few drinks and he will dance.

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"Journalists"

December 27, 2006

Saw this one on SkateDaily and it got me thinking...unless Ellington was 100% fucking with her, there's no way in hell he said this to a reporter:

"I just did the tricks out in the street … dark slides and Casper slides and stuff like that," the Hollywood resident said. "And keeping it real in the streets."

Can you believe Leslie Earnest, or anyone from the LA Times for that matter, actually gets paid to write like horseshit like this? Scary to think that if this type of generic-ness and utter massacring is what a "well-respected" publication will do to an article on skateboarding, what they might be doing to the "real" news. You know, the kind about death and war and murder and the government and stuff...

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"etnies Kick Ass!"

December 25, 2006

A loyal fan/visitor of etnies.com, who goes by the name of Mike C, made this and sent it in. Cute, huh? I feel so loved. Happy holidays from all of us at RobBrink.com...errr, I mean, me.

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Nyjah Huston Unedited

December 20, 2006

Here's the complete and unedited Nyjah Huston interview from my piece in this month's issue of The Skateboard Mag. I spoke with his father after Nyjah and he had some cool stuff to say as well, so check that out at the end of the interview

Hey Nyjah!

Greetings! Hey what's up? I'm doing good.

You ready to do this interview?

Definitely, yeah, I'm hyped!

You've done plenty of interviews before right?

Yeah, I just did one for the contest [Dew Tour].

Do you get nervous doing interviews? Do you like them?

Nah, I'm pretty used to it.

You are at the Dew Tour in Denver right?

Yeah.

So what's it qualifiers today?

The prelims for the finals were yesterday and twelve people are in it.

Are you in there?

Yup!

You got second last time, think you can win this one?

Shhhheeeeesh. I'll do my best and see how it goes.

How about winning that Kentucky Unbridled Spirit Award? That's a cool thing to win huh?

Yeah, that was a big pleasure. I was really surprised. Phew! Big ups to those people.

Kinda better than winning the Dew event itself, huh?

Yeah, that's such a big thing to win. Out of all the people and all the sports there. I was just so thankful to get it.

How does it feel winning a large event like Tampa Am?

Back then that felt pretty crazy because I was kinda young. I was surprised to win that. I was feelin' good!

Do you go into a contest like that trying to win? What's the strategy?

Yea, I definitely want to just do my best—do the best I can and just relax and see how it goes, ya know?

Are you skating around like 'I want to win this!" Or just doing your thing, having fun, and if you win, then you win?

Kinda both in a way. But I try not to think of it too much as a big competition because sometimes that will mess you up, ya know?

Ya, you're getting all nervous and thinking too hard.

Yeah.

You've had many big second place wins too…Does second place bum you out or do you celebrate it?

The last contest, I was definitely hyped to get second. But that just makes me want to work harder to get first in the next one.

So you like skating in contests then?

Yeah, definitely. Its cool, its fun and it's a challenge.

Compared to street skating, what would you rather do?

I like keepin' it real on the streets and I like mixin' it up in the contests too. But my real roots are on the streets.

You basically grew up at a skatepark…probably a dream for most kids.

Yeah my dad owned a little skatepark and it definitely helped me out so much along the way. I learned so many new things.

How did you feel when it closed down?

I was pretty bummed. We were all pretty bummed. But you gotta just keep working hard and move on and do what you do, ya know?

You started skating when you were 5?

Yeah, my pop and older brothers started getting into it and I was just following them and started really getting into it when I was about five. Yeah, I was havin' fun.

What is your earliest memory of skateboarding?

I just remember havin' fun, going to the local skatepark and just rollin' around and feelin' the vibe.

Do you remember the first trick you learned?

We were into tranny. We had a little mini ramp in the backyard. It was pretty cool. Just ollieing around on the mini ramp then going to the local skatepark and rolling down the little pyramid dropping in. That's mainly how we started out. But I would think I probably learned an ollie first from my pops and older brothers.

How does it feel having a whole skateboarding family? I think that's something else a lot of kids might wish they had, ya know?

Yeah my whole family supports us so much. It's such a good feeling. My pop still rips. My older brothers and my younger brother skate.

What's your favorite stuff to watch your dad do?

He does a lot of different things. He's really good on the transition. I like watching him do a lot of different things.

You always have someone to skate with, huh?

Definitely. Especially my older brothers, around the house, skatin' with each other and havin' fun.

You have a really tight family it seems, you skate together and travel together and stuff, how has that helped you?

They support me so much. We get pumped off each other. I learn new things from my older brothers. It's such a good feeling.

Do you ever skate alone?

Maybe around the house sometimes. Mainly my pop films me or my older brother will come out and skate with me.

So far, you've grown up so far very differently than most kids. You are 11 years old and you were home schooled right?

Yup, I was home schooled and I think it was such a good thing. Going into a real school and traveling around the world like I do would be so hard.

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be in school with most of the other kids?

Not really. My older brothers go to a school that's kinda more like a real school. I actually think I learned a lot more from just traveling around the world and seeing new things.

Do other kids who don't skate treat you differently or do they think you are famous some super hero or something?

Yeah, maybe a few kids, but really, it's all about skating.

Is there anything you want to do when you grow up besides skateboarding?

I just wanna skate as much as I can and enjoy my life, ya know?

What's your favorite spot to skate?

I like skating UC Davis, all the Bay area, 3rd and Army…a lot of different spots.

When you aren't skating with the family who do you usually skate with?

I'll skate with Karl Watson sometimes. He's such a good influence and a good person. He's actually one of the first pros I met and hooked me up with my first package so it was definitely very tight meeting him.

Yeah, that dude is sick! He's definitely always doin' original tricks. So other than him, who are your favorite skateboarders?

I like so many different skaters. I like all different styles. Too many to name.

How about your favorite videos?

The Kayo video is definitely my favorite right now. All different types of styles in there.

How about your favorite trick to do?

I like a lot of different tricks…back tails, switch heels, tre flips…so many.

Any tricks you can't figure out no matter how hard you try?

To tell you the truth, frontside flips are actually pretty hard for me. Getting the hang of 'em, ya know?

Yeah, that's the one that always gets me too.

Oh really?

Yeah, I dunno why it's so hard.

It's just weird sometimes.

How about something down a big rail or stair set? Are you scared to get hurt? Do you not even think about it when you are approaching it?

I definitely don't try to think of it as getting hurt or scared. I just try to keep a positive mind and focus in.

Do you know you have to get something done in a few tries before your body can't handle it anymore? When do you quit trying something?

I try to keep going as long as I can to tell you the truth. The feeling of rolling away from a trick is just such a good feeling, so it's definitely worth it.

I heard that Reese Forbes kinda found you at a Vans skatepark and got you hooked up on Element?

Yeah he did. He definitely helped me out so much and then I started sending in little sponsor-me tapes and stuff. So that was it.

Do you still talk to Reese?

Not really. I haven't seen him for quite a bit.

How did that feel to get on one of the biggest skate companies ever?

Element is the best company for me right now. I can't even picture myself on any other team. They just got a natural mind and positivity.

You've never cut your hair? Not even once?

Ya, I've never cut my hair before.

Not even once?

Nah.

Do you ever plan on cutting it?

Nah, I just wanna keep it natural.

Do you feel it has some special energy or powers to it? Does it help you out?

Since I was young, I just wanted to let my hair grow and keep it natural. That's how I like it.

Do you still have a mini in your yard? You skate it a lot?

Yeah we actually have a pretty good one in our yard that my dad built a few years back. I really like it and I skate it a lot.

How about when you went to Jamaica with Satori a few years back? I heard it was a really gnarly trip.

I think I was seven or eight back then. I went with my older brother and my pop. It was my first big trip and such a good experience to go there. Good times.

I heard you had to sleep on the beach or in some sketchy hotel? Ryan Dewitt told me you might have been a little freaked out.

Yeah, that was a crazy night. The first night staying there. We definitely got the feel. Hahaha. But I like Jamaica, ya know?

You have a character in the new Tony Hawk video game?

Yeah I do. Phew. That's such a big honor to be in that with all those great skaters. So thankful to be in that.

Do you ever play it and pick your own character?

We have a few of the older ones and I just pick anybody.

Does it look like you and skate like you? Or is there anything that looks kinda funny?

I actually think the new one is going to be a lot different. They are doing all these crazy things to make it look exactly like you. Crazy stuff.

Did they put you in that suit when you were making it?

Yeah, you wear this suit and then skate around for them.

People make a huge deal out of how young you are. I mean, you won Tampa Am when you were only 10, and now you have all this stuff going on at only 11. Does age matter to you?

I'm sure it does. I just try to keep it real and skate. I don't think about it too much.

Any plans on going pro soon?

I think somethin' is in the works. But I try not to worry about that too much and just have fun skating.

How does it feel being an am but winning and placing high in pro contests? It's not something a lot of people do…or maybe they can't do it.

Yeah, that is definitely a big deal for me and I feel really good to be doing what I'm doing.

I know you are a busy guy. What are you working on now? éS video? Element video?

Yeah, the éS video is coming up soon. Maybe the end of this year and that's definitely gonna be a big one. I'm just gonna keep on filming for that, mainly just that and Element's making a new video. But the big one right now is the éS video.

And you are just on the Dew Tour for the next few months now too?

Yeah.

You are very into healthy eating, why is this so important to you?

Oh yeah, I definitely like eating healthy and saving the animals. I think everybody should have a positive mind, try to eat healthy and save the Earth.

What do you eat on the average day?

My mom cooks all our food pretty much. We just try to keep it tofu, beans, rice, oatmeal…proteins ya know?

What are your favorite kinds of foods?

My mom makes so many different things from deserts to good meals. I gotta give props out to my mom right there.

I heard you like basketball a lot, what do you like about it?

Ya, I'm into basketball. I play with my older brother. We have a little hoop at home. It's just a fun activity to do, just like skating ya know? I like to keep a good balance. It's fun.

Are you into pro basketball?

We watch it on TV and stuff. We've never been to a real game or anything. We just like to hoop it up at home.

Did you feel a lot of pressure having the last part of the Element video?

I was just super hyped and stoked.

Did you know you were gonna get the last part? Or was it surprised.

I heard a 'lil something before, but man, they definitely hooked it up.

How about traveling? Do you ever get sick of it and just want to go home and relax?

Yeah we definitely like to take a break and chill at home sometimes. But traveling around the world and meeting new people and seeing new places is definitely a fun and good thing to do.

I know you mentioned traveling being able to teach you more than you can learn in school, what has traveling taught you so far?

So many different things. Just meeting new people and experiencing new places. It's hard to describe

Dealing with a lot of surprises and unexpected circumstances too huh?

Yeah, definitely.

What's your favorite place?

Japan was really cool. Australia was really good for skating. And in the US I really like Denver, Colorado. It's such a good place. The people here are so nice and there are really good skate spots. Good vibes.

Are you skating street there too or just the contest?

Yeah I think we are actually planning to after the contest. The spots here look so good. I can't wait.

Is this your first time in Denver?

No we've been here two times before. I really like it.

What have you learned from your experiences in skateboarding so far?

I mean, just having fun, the challenge of it, how to stay relaxed and doing what you like to do.

What do you like to do when you aren't skating?

I just like chillin' at home with my family. That's pretty much it.

What's the greatest memory skateboarding has given you so far?

So many different things, from landing tricks on the street to doing good in contests and traveling around the world. So many different things.

What kind of message do you want to spread through skateboarding?

My main advice is just to have fun and just keep skating. Don't rush. Just do what you enjoy doing.

Any closing comments or things you want to say?

I just want to give shouts out to God, Most high Jah Rastafari. My family for helping me out along the way. All my friends. One love. Jah bless, ya know? And thank you. This is cool. I'm hyped. I was so surprised to hear I'm getting this. This came out of nowhere.

Right on.

See ya later!

Nyjah's Dad.

Hey greetings Rob.

I guess the first thing that comes to mind trying to put myself in your shoes. When Nyjah was little, when he first stepped on a skateboard, could you see right away? Did you know he had the gift that he has?

In our family, we wouldn't put any possibility out of the way of any child. Fundamentally, that's what we try to teach them, from the youngest child who is 7, to the oldest who is 15. I am just like "Hey, anything is possible with hard work and practice."

I don't think right from the beginning, because it was all fun. We were just flowing. It was me and Nyjah's older brothers. I think when it really started clicking in was probably a year into it, when he was 5 or 6. Just seeing what he could do on the streets with his size. It definitely provoked some interest into his possibilities in the future. And it has just grown and grown. Still to this day when I watch him skate, whether we are at a street spot, home, on a ledge, flatground—just playing S.K.A.T.E. with him—I'm still surprised. It's kinda like a continual amazement. But I think that's how skateboarding is, even when you start learning tricks, I don't think any parent can see that far into it whether they skate or not. Because there are so many dynamic factors involved when these guys push the limits or push it forward.

I've been skating about 16 or so years, and I am six foot five—like I'm tall. And when I saw Nyjah skate and win Tampa Am, I remember thinking like 'Oh my God! Like how?" because I never saw someone so small, skate the way that he skates. Size ratio-wise, its baffling. And I think all of us, sitting there on the decks of the ramps, other than being amazed, were thinking that same thing.

He's developed some pop! The snaps! [Laughter] You know what, the way he approaches it, he approaches obstacles with a precision…like if he has to use the last two inches before the crack or after the crack or whatever is there, he's got a mental little steez where like…well, he's got his way. I think every skater has their own unique way to approach any of these obstacles and he's just found his niche. But yeah, the proportional issue is just out of hand. His foot size, just everything.

Does he ride a smaller board still?

He's got a custom board. It's bigger than a mini. Its probably and inch under a regular deck. It's got a nice little concave. You know, the Doc, PS [Paul Schmitt] hooked it up.

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Sherwood's Plea...

December 19, 2006

After posting Nate Sherwood's footage here in the last 2 weeks, I got this message from him via MySpace. I will leave it unedited for your reading pleasure...

yo i love u man. i am honerd to b on ur site. but i am stressen here, i have a411 part about to drop in 4 weeks. kev strict just edited it. the bad news is some of that footage is in the bonuas stuff and in the part. i fear ortiz pulling my plug yo, could u keep it hush take it down till 3 to 4 weeks from now and then re drop it back on the site then? like if it is a week b4 print i do not care they cant pull the plug then. but yo Man the part will be dope trust me. I AM STRSSSEN HARD WITH LIFE. , lol, that demo was an up daste tape to mark waters not a sponsor tape it was a up skate to show mark i use the shoes wel, even though there are vans in there here and there. but yo man that was post to be dl, lol i will call in a our after i finish this aim with my bosses up at fuel. :)

So out of respect for Nate, my friend. His footage will be removed until further notice. Even though I really think 411 could give a shit about my little website. They probably have no idea and never will. I suppose, however, at the very least, that posting his footage without Nate knowing, was the catalyst for the wonderfully eloquent MySpace message that you just read...I wonder if he's gonna want me to take this down too?

P.S. Show Nate some love and at least get the 411 when it comes out.

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Quote of the Week!

December 18, 2006

"It's the polite thing to do."

-Scuba Steve while waxing his board and trucks instead of the ledge everyone was skating.

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